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God's eye view

Looking down from on high, it becomes obvious.

The City is a looker, measuring a sultry 39-31-38 by a leggy 119-49-19, and lays with arms thrown joyously upward over a head tilting slightly back in exultation. The legs slip a demure toe into the water on one side while spreading wide to the mountains on the other, a burlesque invite to tourists. Long ago, she swallowed the outlaying collections of homes like so many slices of cake, and while her top and thighs may be stacked, her center still is a lean, river-belted girdle, shoving the dense population up or down as chance and good breeding allows.

We Have Some Big Changes Coming

June has been a period of tremendous growth and expansion for yourgayreno.com. We have launched our podcasts ahead of schedule and under budget, begun selling ads on a larger scale, have secured the sponsorship of local businesses for our upcoming summer social, and are planning an exciting surprise for all our viewers.

Bros before Hos

The silence in the room was the cold, still air of a museum awaiting the newest treasured discovery broken only by the sound of Masters as he shuffled papers, reviewing the confession. He read and reread the testimony, his eyes cutting a narrow beam of intense concentration as if to pin the words to the paper and extract from them the wriggling, resistant Truth. After a few minutes, he rubbed his eyes and sat back in his chair, then took a sip of his coffee.